Get Your Shit Together

1. tech21 tri-a.c.
2. art tube mp studio v3
3. tech21 power engine 60
4. a pedal that makes that sound in the matrix right when the machines start to take over
5. a beautiful, cool girl who really likes me and finds me consistently, thoroughly amusing. bonus points if she is into a genuinely fascinating and time-consuming hobby.
6. eternal love and snow on cold, sunshiney days.
7. the ability to adjust the rate at which i perceive the passage of time.
8. jedi mind tricks.
9. a guarantee from god that i can perform a lifetime of skydives and not die.
10. a pool.
11. irrestible good looks, a great smile, tall dark and handsome—ness, a toned swimmer’s build
12. a 20 hour work week and the freedom to enjoy daytime and work nights at a regular job.
13. honesty is common, banal policy.
14. a slice of sausagepeppermushroom pizza from hot mamas.. why didn’t i stop there?

gat dang it i don’t have anything to eat right now.

//i could defrost a pork chop.

nah

hmm

probably pretty dehydrated right now. i been drinking this big blue cup of water but i dont’ think it’s helping that much. it is empty though, let me fix that and try again.

whoops. came back to the computer and hadn’t filled my glass yet. still haven’t found anything to eat.

good news! i found my glass, and it was filled. i must be looking out for myself.

well, that about wraps it up. i hope you’ve enjoyed this little chunk of my saturday night. happy sunday.

-alex